Rick Perry Signs ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE PLEDGE!

Rick Perry signed an anti-gay marriage pledge and then hated on gays with friends! Is the pledge really necessary if you know you’re straight, Rick? I smell a closet queer… Details after the jump. Emma RABID


Georgia Peach NEW OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Peaches usually rot, but this Georgian is in her prime! Besse Cooper is now the world’s oldest person. Find out her age and wisdom after the jump! Emma RABID


PSA: NY Emergency Shelters Info

New York residents have to evacuate or drown! The governor just released new information regarding emergency shelter access. Find out where you can go to be safe after the jump. Emma RABID


(Photo) 8,000 Units Of DEADLY Salmon RECALLED!!!!

Research on healthy foods contradicts itself every day, but salmon can definitely KILL YOU. Vita Foods is recalling more than 8,000 units of salmon. Details after the jump! Emma RABID


Nearly ONE MILLION WITHOUT POWER!!

Irene’s power shut down electricity for ONE MILLION PEOPLE! See if you’ll be affected after the jump!! Emma Rabid


Man Locked In Party Bus Saved By His Pants!

Ever been stuck in a party bus IN A BAD WAY? This guy has. Good thing he lost his pants or he’d still be there-fresh out of champagne! Details after the jump. Emma Rabid


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