Sleepy Burglar Caught Taking Snooze in Home

A sleepy Florida Keys burglar is behind bars after he was found taking a snooze in a woman’s apartment early Wednesday morning. Maybe he was tired and needed a place to sleep. Either way it was wrong and he’s in jail. @WiLMajor


Family Comes Home To Find Burglar Putting Up Their Christmas Decorations

Deck the halls or rob them? An Ohio burglar faced this dilemma when he decided to hang up Christmas decorations in the home he was robbing. Weird. Get the full story after the jump!! Wendy L.


Burglar Caught Because He Starts Cooking Bacon In House He Broke Into

Can we talk about how unbelievably retarded this is?! How are you going to break into someone’s house and start cooking breakfast?! Dude must have been incredibly high!! Read the full story after the jump… Wendy L.


Students Shocked To Find Dead Burglar In Living Room

A botched burglary at an apartment near Ohio State University cost a thief his life when he severed an artery in his arm while smashing through a window. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. Funk Flex Find Flex On Google+


Brazilian Doctor Uses HIV-Infected Needles to Keep Burglars Out

Some people use guard dogs, other use an alarm or surveillance system to keep burglars away, but a certain Brazilian doctor went for something a lot more extreme he decided to use needles infected with HIV. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


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