WELP: Three 6 Mafia Member Claims He Wanted Cocaine, Not Meth!

Drug use in the music industry is fairly normal, although it can either make or break an artist. Three 6 Mafia member Crunchy Black was roaming around the streets of Las Vegas on Tuesday morning when he was stopped for walking into an intersection when the “do not cross” light was flashing. The cops shortly after discovered meth on the rapper, along with two warrants he had from previous incidents. When the cops found the drugs on him, Crunchy’s response was absolutely hilarious. “Oh damn. I was trying to buy that powder, not meth,” he tells the police. Needless to say, he was booked for giving a false name and possession. Anddddddd let us not forget that just a few months ago, Crunchy was arrested for allegedly beating the brakes off his girlfriend in a hotel room. He is still a wanted man in Minnesota. Crunchy– GETCHO LIFE! Hotness.com for real.


Holiday Spirit: Police Find Easter Bunny Stuffed With $30K Worth Of Meth

There’s nothing like celebrating Easter with a little meth in your kid’s stuffed bunny. On Friday, Tahlequah City Police in Oklahoma seized an adorable little Easter bunny stuffed with approximately $30K worth of meth. According to the cops, it was one of the oddest drug busts they’ve done thus far. “We’ve intercepted narcotics in the mail before, but the Easter Bunny I thought was a strange touch,” Police Chief Nate King revealed. An officer posed as a delivery man to smuggle the package with the meth-bunny to a woman’s home, but the police dogs sniffed it out before it was able to get through. The woman, Carolyn Ross, admitted to knowing about the delivery of the package and is currently being held on a $75,000 bail. What ever happened to some good ol’ Peeps or caramel stuffed chocolate bunnies for Easter? Meth is just taking it way too far, people. WAY TOO FAR! (LOL!)


Albuquerque Police Officer Shoots A Fellow Officer During A Drug Bust

An Albuquerque officer takes down one of his brethren, at times referred to as blue-on-blue, during a $60 meth drug bust – yes, $60. Get the details after the jump.


(Caught On Tape) Woman Frees Herself Of Handcuffs, Then Starts Choking A Police Officer!!

42-year-old Jennie Poff was arrested by The Palm Beach Police Department in Florida on drug charges. Wile in booking, she proved it by somehow finding a way out of her handcuffs just before she decided to choke the nearest officer, Victoria Rodriguez’s neck and pulled her to the ground — holding her grip until the other officers Tasered her. Check it out after the jump.


Meth Head Is Arrested After Confusing A Car For A Spaceship!?

Oh, brother. Don’t do drugs kids. You might find yourself in a jail cell trying to warn everyone around you that we’re in the midst of an alien invasion. James Bushart, a 44 year old meth head from Arkansas, was arrested after harassing a couple inside a Plymouth Prowler, claiming they were in a spaceship. Take a look at the “spaceship” for yourself after the jump!


(Video) Breaking Bad’s Jesse Pinkman Explains How Obamacare Prevents Meth Sales On ‘SNL’

Not only has the original-series Breaking Bad got the whole world obsessed with Walt, Jesse, and their meth-cooking ways, but even Saturday Night Live has joined in on the fun. On last night’s SNL show, Breaking Bad‘s Jesse Pinkman linked up with President Obama to explain how without Obamacare, people are forced into selling meth to pay for cancer treatment (sound familiar?) Check out the absolutely HILARIOUS spoof below to keep you sane until tonight’s season finale.


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