A North Carolina man has been arrested and charged with assault after he sucked on a woman’s toes at a local Walmart. 31-year-old Michael Brown was pretending to be a podiatry student as he approached 40-year-old Erica Porras. He persuaded her to come to the shoe department with him to “help her try on shoes.” After she agreed, he proceeded to shove her foot in his mouth (in front of her tiny daughter.) Brown seems to have a history of odd sexually charged foot incidents on his rap sheet. In 2000, he was busted for breaking into an elderly woman’s home, putting a “death grip” on her and attempting to eat her feet. I get some people have foot fetishes or whatever, but this is OD! Somebody get this man some help.