Kid Beat His Mother With an Aluminum Bat Because She Took Away His Cell Phone And Car Keys

A 20-year-old man beat his mother close to death with a baseball bat after she took away his car keys and phone as a punishment. I am speechless! Karma is real ***WiL NOTE: what if he gets into a fight and gets hit with a bat, then drives home and gets into a crazy car crash because he was drivng and texting*** @WiLMajor

Saudi Arabia Sentences Man With Heart Disease To 500 Lashes

An Australian man’s pilgrimage to Mecca has left him facing 500 lashes and a year in jail. Mansor Almaribe, a 45-year-old Shiite Muslim, was hit with the penalty on a blasphemy charge. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. Funk Flex Find Flex On Google+

Oklahoma Sooners’ Placed on 3 Years Probation & Wins Removed

Oklahoma had about one quarter of its recruiting days this season taken away by the NCAA on Friday as punishment for committing major violations while the men’s basketball program already was on probation.  The NCAA Division I infractions committee reduced the Sooners’ recruiting days from 130 to 100 and also put Oklahoma on probation for three years, vacated all 13 wins from the 2009-10 season, took away one scholarship and eliminated two of the school’s 12 allowed official visits this year.  Read more after the jump. @Shay_Marie x @gametimegirl

Girl Forced To Wear Armor And Fight Stepfather With Wooden Sword For Going To A Party

This father was not playing. A Washington man decked out in medieval armor was arrested after he beat his daughter with a wooden sword. She did not ask for permission to go to a party and a sword fight was her punishment, a 2 hour sword fight though? Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

JV Football Coach Drives His Team To Cemetery And Makes Them Lay Down On Graves To Teach Them A Lesson After A Loss

This is a perfect situation of “when High school coaching lessons go to far.” This football coach took his team to a cemetery and made them lay down because they lost a game. Dude you coach Junior Varsity football go ahead and tell me you never lost. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

NFL: The NFLPA Agreed to Punishment for 8 Players for Misconduct During the Lockout

The NFL and the NFL Players’ Association agreed on a list of eight players that could be suspended under the league’s personal conduct policy for actions during the lockout, Yahoo! Sports reported Saturday.  Read more after the jump. @Shay_Marie x @gametimegirl

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