Darrelle Revis reaches agreement with the Jets…FINALLY!!! No more drama, it’s FOOTBALL SEASON!!!

“I’m coming home baby!!! Revis Island. Let’s Go,” Revis tweeted shortly after midnight. Revis will sign a four-year contract.  It’s a $46 million deal, including $32 million in various guarantees.  Under his old contract, Revis was due to make $21 million over the next three years, all of which was guaranteed until he didn’t show up for training camp, voiding the guarantee. After a long holdout that resulted in $578,305 in fines, Revis secured $11 million in additional guarantees while committing an extra year to the team. After a seven-month stalemate cornerback  Darelle Revis agreed in principle Sunday night on a new contract, the team announced early Monday morning.  Revis, whose holdout lasted 35 days, is expected to fly to New Jersey Monday to sign the contract. Barring any holdups, the All-Pro will be on the field in time to have a full week of preparation for the season opener against the Ravens a week from Monday. —Sabrina B.

Kanye still sorry for Swift incident and is making sure people know. He’s written a song for her that he hopes she will perform.

West unleashed his emotions on his official Twitter account Saturday, acknowledging once again that he was wrong for jumping on stage, grabbing the microphone from Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards and saying her trophy should have gone to Beyonce. “How deep is the scar … I bled hard … cancelled tour with the number one pop star in the world … closed the doors of my clothing office,” he tweeted.  West said he’s now “ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone.” He also apologized to Swift again, and said he has written a song for her that he hopes she will perform.  “If she won’t take it then I will perform it for her,” he said.

Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather apologizes for going in on Pacquiao with racist remarks (original footage below). Pacquiao you need to take that test and settle this in the ring!!!

Floyd Mayweather Jr. took to the Internet again on Friday, this time to apologize for a profanity-filled racist rant against Manny Pacquiao that he recorded on uStream.com Thursday. Mayweather continued to mispronounce Pacquiao’s surname, repeatedly referring to him as “Pooch-ee-ow.” But a day after making racist and homophobic comments on uStream, Mayweather offered an apology to those who were offended. “I do want to apologize for what happened the other night,” Mayweather said. “I want to apologize to everybody. They felt it was a racist comment that came from me. I don’t have a racist bone in my body, you know. I love everybody… In the original video, he referred to Pacquiao, a native of the Philippines, as “a yellow chump,” and said “Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that [expletive] make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.” In addition, he said, “I’m going to cook that [expletive] with cats and dogs. Have some rice with a little barbecue dog.” He also referred to Pacquiao by using a derogatory slang term for a homosexual. —Sabrina B.

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger suspension reduced from 6 games to 4 games. Come on Ben, you really thought Goodell was gonna go down to 3?

QB Ben Roethlisberger suspension has been cut from six games to four by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.  He met with Goodell early today and was told he could return on Oct. 17 against Cleveland. Roethlisberger was suspended in April for violating the league’s personal conduct policy. He was accused of sexually assaulting a Georgia college student following a night of drinking in a Milledgeville, Ga., bar on March 5. He was not charged by Georgia authorities.  Roethlisberger is the first player suspended by Goodell under the NFL’s personal conduct policy who was not arrested, charged with or convicted of a crime. —Sabrina B.

Tiger Woods takes out $54 Million mortgage on new property. And you thought Tiger was taking an ‘L’??? Imagine the women he’s gonna get now.

Tiger Woods has taken out a $54.5 million mortgage for a brand new mansion he’s building on Jupiter Island, Fla. Woods intends to pay back the loan by Jan. 15, 2016.  At standard interest rates, Woods will pay about $1 million a month in mortgage payments. wow. —Sabrina B.

Kim Kardashian on cover of “Prestige” Magazine in Hong Kong. This is a dirty pic! – Funk Flex

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