These squirrels be getting it IN!! LMAO!! New studies have revealed that female red squirrels have up to 14 partners daily!! I can’t imagine how many that adds up to over their lifetime.
The research found that female squirrels simply have a very high promiscuity level…nothing more, nothing less.
@MarisaMendez
Researcher Eryn McFarlane says:
“We found the more males in the area interested in participating in the mating chase, the more squirrels she will mate with. There are no strong ties between mating behaviour and genetics in red squirrels. So even if the costs of mating with many males outweighs the benefits, there doesn’t seem to be much capacity for them to evolve lower levels of promiscuity.”
And these squirrels have real life issues..STD’s, harrassment and all that!!
“Having multiple partners means more energy expended on mating, increased exposure to predators as well as increased potential for the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Promiscuity also encourages harassment from male squirrels trying to coerce them into having sex.”
Too funny!
they must be on the Kardashian property
them squirrels need some counseling or somethin. that’s insane
woman you aint nothin but a Red Squirrel. sounds better than the others out there being used.
its called having too much time on your hands ..LOLL WTF