I’m so glad I found this article because I LOVE Aziz. The guy is hilarious! Picked up this month’s Cosmopolitan magazine and saw Aziz giving dating tapes for the ladies so wanted to share it with you guys! After the jump, check out Aziz’s 6 tips on men and relationships….and make sure you take them with a grain of salt. LOL.
1. We love getting sexy texts from you. Next time you’re bored, send your guy something like “Just cut my toenails, heading to Home Depot.”
2. We want to hear about other dudes you’ve hooked up with. Every now and then, point at strangers and say, “We’ve gotta get out of here. I once gave that guy a hand job in the back of a Cinnabon.”
3. Be forward. We hate it when you play games, A great way to tell a guy you’re interested is to smear “You’re mine!!!!” on his door in red paint (preferably a shade that looks like blood).
4. It turns us on when you wear something different to bed. Instead of a sexy negligee, try something like a scuba suit or a hazmat uniform.
5. Another way to spice things up in the bedroom is with food. Usually this is limited to sweets like chocolate, strawberries, etc. But don’t neglect the savory–mashed potatoes, beef stew and casseroles are great options to bring to the mix as well,.
6. Fake beards. We dig them. Throw one on every now and then!
am i the only one who doesn’t find him funny, be it this or any other attempt of his…???
Yes. Because you are lame.
LMAO