Now this is how you prepare for take off! A Southwest Airlines flight attendant replaced the safety announcement with a sassy, hilarious and at one point wise version of his own! This announcement will ease the fear of flying in anyone on board! Check out the video!
“That seatbelt needs to be low and tight across your hips just like the hot pink Speedo I’m gonna be wearing when I finally get the three of us to a hotel hot tub tonight,” he said to cheers.
He also reminded the cabin about the hazards of smoking on an airplane. “Folks, it’s $2,200 for tampering with the smoke detector in the lavatory, and you know if you had $2,200, you’d be on United Airlines in first class.”
Lastly, he offered some advice that all mothers should take to heart. “For those of you traveling with your children, why? For those of you traveling with two of your children, what in the world were you thinking? But when those masks fall, you’ll want to put the mask on the bright one — that one’s going to contribute to your retirement most successfully.”
According to the YouTube user who posted the video, the flight attendant also hosted a cocktail party midway through the flight. Virgin America’s #VXsafetydance has nothing on this guy.
