WTF! Germany Opens Brothel For Sex With Animals?!?

Germans are getting their freak on! Although animal porn is illegal in Germany, since 1969 they legalized having sex with animals. Seems backwards doesn’t it? Apparently there’s a cult following for having sex with animals, and activists are up in arms over animal abuse, but it is seen as a lifestyle choice and more acceptable. Do these animals ever get into the sex? How clean are they? I have so many questions. Check out the article after the jump.

(*Graphic*) Sick Florida Man Gives New Meaning To The “Home Cooked Meals”

25-year-old Thomas Elliot Huggins of Tampa, Florida apparently likes to cook his meals fresh. Not only freshly-cooked, but he kills the animals himself. This time, he has clearly gone too far. Claiming that his mother’s dog became aggressive towards him, Huggins, then strangled the dog to death before cutting it into quarters and storing it in the freezer for future meals.

(Photos) Are THESE 5 Breeds Of Dogs Less Popular?!

Remember when dogs used to steal the show? Like, real dogs and not your favorite rappers. Hit the jump and check out some dying breeds. But don’t worry, they aren’t endangered just losing popularity.

KimYe’s Little North West Already Has A Pet?!?

Damn, that was quick! We already knew this little girl was going to be spoiled to death, but North received her first pet from auntie Kendall Jenner, and it’s definitely a little out of the box choice. Find out what it is after the jump.

WOAH: Man Stabs Dog In Park Because Of WHAT??

Crazy story, here. An 18-year-old kid killed his father’s Shetland Sheepdog because he thought it was possessed!

(Photo) Justin Bieber Has 24 Hours To Save His Monkey?!?

This poor monkey–taken from his mother before he turned one and traveled with Justin Bieber for a bit only to be detained in Germany for not having the proper paperwork in April. Now it looks like Germany is tired of playing babysitter and demands Justin save his monkey within 24 hours before it goes to a German zoo.

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