Shorty is a mental case and then some. How do you get locked up more times than a drug dealer and still eligible for parole?! Shermain Miles, a homeless woman knows the answer all too well. This Chicago (had to be the Chi) woman is known around her neighborhood for pulling all types of tricks and cons, but the thing is, she must NOT be that great at it, because she’s landed a spot in the top 1% for all current Chicago Police Department arrestees. At first I thought this was funny, but as I continued to read up on it, and then took a look at ALL of her mugshots, it became a sad situation! If you’re curious to know how many times this woman has been in police custody, drop down bottom.