It’s True, motivated bike burglars will find a way to steal your bike. But what if your bike lock can climb up a post and raise it off the street? That’s what Conrad, a German company, is showing in the video (after the Jump). They’ve built a contraption that attaches a lock to motorized skateboard wheels so it can scale a lamp post. Basically, attach your bike to the lock and the lock to the post and it’ll zoom up out of arm’s reach. It’s a pretty (hilariously) genius idea that’ll surely curb bike robbers…until they start using a ladder. Here’s the problem, at least in NYC, you’ll probably get a ticket for that!!!

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