LOSER is a strong word. However, some guys deserve the title. Men are always saying that women are not giving them a chance but sometimes there are reasons that may prevent men from getting the ladies of their chose. Here are a couple things that might put you in the loser category…
(Singersroom)
1. Bad Credit – Your credit score indicates the likeliness for you to pay off creditors. However, a credit score also represents so much more to our society and also to women seeking a suitable man. A man with a great credit score to a woman represents someone who is responsibility, stable and has the ability to be consistent. Will you skip out and not pay your child support? Will you be able to make sure the mortgage is paid on time? And probably the most important … do you have enough credit for her to go on those much needed shopping sprees when you do something wrong or when she just has the urge to shop? If you don’t have the right answers to these questions because of bad credit then we might have to throw you in the loser category. Sorry!
2. Financial Problems – Ladies say they will stick by a man in financial trouble but is it for a period of time or forever? However, do you blame the women leaving a man with constant financial problems? Hell no because creating opportunity for oneself is a characteristic that is attractive. If you cannot create financial opportunity how can you support a family? (If you can’t support a family then you shouldn’t be expecting sex…gentlemen!) Go getters usually get their money and ladies because they have the ability to make nothing out of something. I am not supporting the traditional gold-digger. However, a man without ambition and a desire to be successful is a man that should not be trusted. So I say leave those bums living in their mother’s house and go get a man that works hard, pays his bills and will take care of home ladies. They might not all be basketball players or rappers but you still have regular guys taking care of business.(Leave that 0 and get with a hero! lol)
3. Old Car – An old or ugly car just lowers your sexy value. It is almost subconscious. Scenario: When you roll up at a nice banquet with you and your lady dressed to kill you don’t want to jump out of a ’94 Camry with faded paint. This is a perfect time for a nice sports car. (Camrys are great cars and they are reliable.) People just look better when they are in nice cars. Imagine a king back in the day on a donkey or a pharaoh on an old chariot? Come on son! Your ride has to be right or you might get left…message!
4. Live With your Mother – It would be so honorable to take care of your mother and have her living with you. In many cultures it is exceptable to live with your family for a long period of time. However, I am speaking to the losers out there living for free and not being independent. We are speaking to those mama’s boys that never grew up. Get off that couch and go do something. Not being able to leave the nest and take care of business qualifies you as a loser…better yet a scrub. Thank you TLC for the song.
5. Short Stick Man – Some people try to sugar coat the situation by saying stupid things like “its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.” That is absolute crap that is recited by a) women that are in love with men with little wankers or b) men that have little wankers. You having a little stick might put you in the loser category. It sounds harsh but it’s true. However, there are women that will deal with this dilemma.
Warning: Guys with little wankers beware of the angry ex-girlfriend because they will go out their way to describe how small your swammy is every chance they get. And guess what it gets smaller every time they tell someone a story about it.
“Don’t Want no short stick Man(x4)
What in the world is that thing
Do you need some Tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest stick I have ever seen…In my whole life
Get outta here
Innie Wennie tinny wenny shriveled little short stick man(x2)
Dont want no short stick man(x4)
Innie Wennie tinny wennie shriveled little short stick man(x2)
Uhhh uhuhuhuh uhhh
Isnt that cute an extra belly button
You need to put you pants back on honey”
Gillette – Don’t Want No Short Dick Man
HAHAHA, I’m Safe, at least for most of these(but I can fix finances), and I have plenty of angry Ex’s, But bet you won’t hear that abt me 🙂
I don’t agree with this article
Why don’t you agree with this Paul? It’s true, you must be “The Biggest Loser” LMAO!!!hAAAAAAA
I’ll pefer a man whose woring with something before i’ll take a man with money. We can work on getting paid as long as he’s sexing me right.
I don’t agree with this article neither but if this is all true then I ain’t doing no Women no Give Me Something favor. I’m dead serious.
How much yall wanna bet jazzy (the “author” of this article) is a fat black b*tch who’s dating an ex con? Or better yet..SINGLE?
Just sounds far too materialistic to me. if a man wrote an article like this about women there’d be uproar! let me make a small 5 lister:
1-: have self respect
2- should know how to dress (decent, not like a cheap hooker on a night out)
3-don’t drink too much.
4- have class
5-…ALWAYS SWALLOW!
POW! DONE!
This article is the reality with the modern women, the only thing that matters is money. She has a list but what do we get if we accomplish everything on that list? Drama mood swings constant arguments and she probably can’t even boil water. All we get is the sex that she feels like giving up which is the only thing we get in a relationship. The uselessness of the modern woman to the modern man is the reason why for the first time in this country, married couples are a minority. The only use for the modern woman wether we want to admit it or not is a hit and run. Some may think that I hate the modern woman or that some female did something to me but neither is true, life is to short to hate anyone for any reason. What I’m saying is the truth that I hope every male mind will come to the only thing better than sexing a fine female is a big check,the modern day female is only good for sex.
this was most certainly written by a fat bitch
Jesus road on the donkey so Ima roll with the donkey…lmao
Sound like it was written by a 20 year old snobby bitch!
What was written was written by a grown man unfortunately your ignorance will only let you understand things in simple words. So maybe you will understand it if I say that the majority of females are only good for sex and all they want is money.All the drama they bring isn’t worth it. I don’t understand why a female would write what I wrote earlier or now.Can you guys even read? Go and sound out the words and maybe you will understand what was written.
Yall are all MAD WRONG! She’s(Jazzy) Not an ugly fat chick, and she’s not a man, She’s a young(mid 20’s) Very Attractive woman that is telling yall things most woman don’t want you to know. Sometimes the truth hurts, that’s just the way it is, but in life you keep going no matter the obstacle, Jump whatever that hurdle is fam! And of course every woman isn’t like this, but they are prob the exception to the rule, so jst deal man!!!!
Thanks Tat for having my back. There’s nothing wrong with being fat and black but I do not fall into either of those categories. You should’ve checked my twitter before you made that very ignorant comment @fukkkjazzy. Also, I didn’t write this artcile. You can see at the top that it came from the website http://www.singersroom.com I thought it was interesting so I reposted it. Glad it generated some feedback!