The Police Foul-Up In Chris Brown Assault Investigation

Chris Brown just MIGHT dodge this bullet. The, “Fine China” singer was involved in a DC brawl where he was arrested on assault charges last year. Last week, Brown declined a plea deal in the case, and from the looks of it all, that was the right thing to do. Find out more below.


WOW! Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Paid To Do WHAT?!

Recovering addict Lindsay Lohan is now getting paid to spend evenings in bars and nightclubs. Wow. Linds has hooked up with some Londoners with connections to the city’s hottest clubs and other night spots … and they’ve negotiated deals for her to make tens of thousands of dollars in appearance bucks. Lindsay has already made some appearances and more are scheduled … she’s pulling in between $5K – $15K per appearance. She claims she’s sober during all these events. Interesting.


‘American Idol’ Contestant Arrested For Public Masturbation… You’ll Never Believe Where He Did It!

If you saw American Idol on Wednesday, you might’ve noticed this weird guy. Not only is he weird, but he has a whole lot of history! The guy was convicted in 2010 after allegedly playing with himself in a frozen lemonade truck while parked in front of a group of kids. Ew. Sam Atherton had just finished serving frozen lemonade to a group of churchgoers and their kids when he was popped for some fun. An eyewitness told police he saw Atherton “bobbing his head up and down … with an intense look on his face” while vigorously moving his arm and shoulder. The witness claims when he approached Atherton to confront him, the guy’s pants were around his ankles. His excuse? He said he was just scratching his foot because of a severe fungus. Atherton was convicted on two counts of lewdness and sentenced to two years probation. Yuck!


(Video) Uh Oh! Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Apology After Bar Fight

Shia LaBeouf was conciliatory and remorseful after he headbutted a guy in a London pub, claiming he’s just like the next guy with faults and all, adding, “I’m super normal.” TMZ claims, “LaBeouf got into a nuclear argument with the other bar patron Thursday night in the London pub, Hobgoblin. After the fight, LaBeouf reiterates the fight was over his girl’s mom. You hear him say he gets angry when “people s**t on my girl’s mom.” LaBeouf, who appears drunk, rambles on about himself with a woman in the pub — saying how “normal” he is.”


(Photos) Opps! Kim Kardashian Has Wardrobe Malfunction; Changes Into Sexy Skin Tight Back-Up Outfit!

Poor Kimmy Cakes (no, literally). Right before her appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” the reality TV star had a wardrobe malfunction when her super tight ensemble broke, according to her Instagram. After panicking, Kim luckily found a new ‘fit for the taping, and let’s just say Kanye West is a VERY lucky man! Check out her skintight outfit #2 in the gallery.


Ummm, What? ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham To Write Christian Parenting Book?

HOLDDUP, is Farrah for real? Unfortunately, she is. The “Teen Mom”-turned-pornstar announced on “Couples Therapy” that she will be coming out with a Christian parenting handbook which will explain how she raised her daughter off her religious morals and values (LOL). Let me refresh your mind if you’ve forgotten; this is the same girl who appeared in the porno “Backdoor Teen Mom” and came out with a sex toy line of plastic vaginas made out of her own personal mold. I can condifently say I will NOT be purchasing that book for my next read.


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