There is nothing funny about being a deadbeat father but I have to admit, the lengths that Enner Valencia went to, just to avoid arrest for back child support is pretty humorous. Valencia plays professionally in England for Everton but he recently returned to his native Ecuador to play in a 2018 World Cup qualifying game against Chile. While at practice this week, police, as well as a lawyer for the child’s mother showed up to try and have him arrested for the $17,000 he allegedly owes in back child support. Some of the cops there decided not to arrest him but that was far from the end of this story.