Man Who Holds The Title For World’s Largest Penis Gets Frisked At The Airport!

Jonah Falcon has the world’s largest recorded penis coming in at 13 1/2 inches.  This may seem like a dream for some men, but it is no dream to him.  Because of his penis’ size he was stopped at an airport and searched for weapons, but this is not the only reason he’s unlucky.  Hit the jump to see why else. Steph Bassanini


NFL Orders Ankles-Up Frisks At All Stadiums

Posted by Sabrina B. @gametimegirl The NFL wants all fans patted down from the ankles up this season to improve fan safety. Previously, security guards only patted down fans from the waist up before gaining entry to NFL stadiums. Under the new “enhanced” pat-down procedures, the NFL wants all 32 clubs to search fans from ankles to the knees as well as the waist up.


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