Ah, Makes Sense: Find Out Why Rachel Dolezal Always Looks So Tan & “Black-Ish”

Former NAACP president Rachel Dolezal might not have any African-American in her, but she sure knows how to get a nice bronzed look going on to give us the illusion that she COULD be black. According to sources, Rachel is an avid tanner at a tanning salon called Palm Beach Tan in Spokane, Washington. Employees from the shop reveal that Rachel is a frequent customer and also that she’s a huge fan of the Mystic Tan spray tan brand. The salon offers light, medium and dark shades of tanning. We’re told Dolezal is a medium girl, hence why her skin-tone is often a little more dark than in the photos that surfaced of her as a young girl. If you look at Rachel, at least in my opinion, she looks like she’s mixed as she was claiming to be for years. From her kinky curls and her tanned skin, she can definitely pass. But hey, it’s all about what people feel on the inside, right? #TransracialLivesMatter.. LOL!


SMH! Jersey Shore’s Own Mike ‘The Situation’ In Trouble After His Tanning Salon Employee’s Checks Bounced!

Looks like Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is already having trouble with his new tanning salon business. A rep from the Middletown PD said they’re getting complaints from the employees at Mike’s Boca Tanning Club salon in Middletown, New Jersey. According to them, the workers all received checks for between $100-$200 that all bounced. Mike could be dealing with some serious legal troubles including criminal charges if the problem didn’t get resolved ASAP. Needless to say, the checks were reissued and the employees got paid. According to Stitch, the only reason there was any issues with the $$ was because they had just switched payroll companies. Riiiighhhhht.


(Video) Caught On Tape: Arsonist Destroys Long Island Tanning Salon!

An arsonist broke into a Long Island tanning salon and then set it on fire! Sky Tan was completely destroyed on Christmas Day, damaging a near by bagel shop. The owner, John Rose, believes his business was a victim at the hands of local salon competitors. Rose says that the local salons were not pleased by his business opening and one competitor even sent him a threatening text message. Smh. To see news footage of this incident, click below.


NJ “Tanorexic” Mom Doll Is A Best Seller?!

Remember the really tan mom from NJ who caused a lot of controversy for being so charcoaled? Well toy companies made bank off of her this year, saying the action figure was the most popular item sold in 2012. Click below for details. Melissa


Lindsay Lohan Has 40K Tanning Salon Bill

Whoa… Apparently Lindsay Lohan owes a tanning salon 40,000+ dollars! Hit the jump for more details. Melissa Nash


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