Looking for the perfect gift for the miserable dude in your life? Perhaps he’d like a stuffed and mounted fake head of a woman he never had sex with.


According to the sales pitch, this item is, “…for every man to boast of his conquests.”
Now, we know what you’re thinking: you’re saying to yourself, “I’d love to have a severed woman’s head on my wall, but I can’t take all the yapping.” Not to worry, the ad assures us that “…one of the nicest qualities is that they don’t talk back!”
And only $2.98? Now, that really is too good to be true.