Michael Lennell Wallace, 54, a North Carolina gym teacher, was arrested at his home about 8:45 p.m. Tuesday after a witness told Hickory police officers he was driving when he saw someone about standing on the side of the road in a grassy area masturbating in front of the Ruby Tuesday restaurant in broad daylight! Continue reading after the jump.

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The man was masturbating, the witness told police. The witness pulled over and called police, then approached the man and asked what he was doing. According to police reports, the man said, “What are you going to do about it?” then got into a car and drove away.

I bet everybody who went to public school can remember at least one gym teacher with serious personal issues.

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