We were gone for a bit, but now we’re back! CLICK THE PIC and find out how to have a one night stand.  Also check out the stunning admission from Simon Cowell about his ex-lovers!  And it looks like Jennifer Lopez still has it… CLICK THE PIC and see JLo flaunting her booty!  And don’t forget to check out America’s first face transplant after her man shot her in the face.  SEXXXY! SOPHISTICATED! SCANDALOUS! MommysDirtyLittleSecret reveals it all…