Yep, that’s a real thing. Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese was arrested last month in Seaside Heights, NJ while filming for the show. She was very much intoxicated and dancing idiotically in the streets, thus prompting officers to take her in. Luckily, she didn’t get much but a funny mugshot (above) and a small fine for her failure of sidewalk usage. LOL. The reality star pled guilty today in court and had to pay a whopping $139. She then apologized for “causing any trouble” and made her way back to more fun things, like being drunk at their shore house. Sweet deal.

Marisa Mendez