John Collazos, an alleged fake dentist, has been arrested for kissing his patient’s butt while treating her for a toothache. The patient said that he had applied a topical cream to numb her mouth and that did not work so he went to inject her butt to soothe the pain. Um I don’t know how he got this far without her running out of the room, anyway he then kissed her butt after the injection. Hit the jump for details.
Two months ago, Collazos was arrested by police in nearby Davie for allegedly practicing unlicensed dentistry in a warehouse. Police said that Collazos directed his services towards immigrants and in one case made a sexual advance on a woman who came to him as a patient, according to WSVN.
Police identified four alleged victims of Collazos’ business. He’s been charged with practicing dental hygeine without a license, a misdemeanor.