Porn is a billion dollar industry. Seymore Butts has seen it all in his 20-plus years in the business, and he’s reveals some jaw-dropping information about what really goes down on the set. Hit the jump to see what he has to say.
Big Penises
Yes, most of the male performers in porn have large salamis. You may be impressed with their size, but you know who isn’t as excited by a gigantic cock? The women in porn.
There are only a certain percentage of women who can actually handle and enjoy an abnormally large bratwurst. I encounter situations like this constantly when I’m filming, and I see the signs when I watch others adult movies.
Marathon Sex
We have become accustomed to watching porn studs pound away at their co-stars for anywhere from 20 to 60 minutes.
What you don’t see is what happens before the cameras start rolling. Like the pill popping and penis injecting. In my experience, 95% of the male performers use some sort of erectile enhancement medication, and the ones who don’t are at the bottom of the totem pole.
You only see the finished product, so you don’t see all the stopping and starting that happens during a shoot. The breaks to eat and drink, or catch their breath, or regain an erection, which could also mean popping another pill or sticking another needle into the base of the performer’s penis.
There are bathroom breaks and re-lubing breaks and still-picture-taking breaks. It’s endless.
Spontaneous Anal Sex
Before a scene, female performers have a lot of advance prep, from doing several enemas (you need to make sure that gigantic cock she’s barely tolerating doesn’t unleash a tsunami of fresh shit) to reducing or eliminating food consumption anywhere between 4 to 12 hours before their call time. Because, well, there’s nothing worse than shooting an anal scene with an actress who’s full of shit.
Female Ejaculation
There’s some debate about whether female ejaculation is even possible. (Go here to find out More Than You Ever Wanted to Know about Female Ejaculation.) But I can tell you that when it comes to squirting in porn movies, what you see isn’t always what you get.
For every genuine “squirting” scene, there are many, many instances where the girl is actually urinating, or we take a break from filming so the actress can fill her vagina with water using a turkey baster.
Yep, that actually happens.
Sex Without Condoms
Despite the fact that all performers are tested every 14 to 30 days, curable STD’s are rampant within the industry. I know of some performers who catch them so often, they have developed a tolerance for the treatment medications.
This is not an indictment of the individuals involved, it is simply a numbers game. Any individual, in any setting, under any circumstances, who had as much random unprotected sex as a porn star would experience the same.
If you’re ever in doubt, just follow my golden rule; Never have unprotected sex with someone you’re not totally comfortable asking to shave your anus.
I might never look a porn the same again.
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