Zimbabwean President Calls Jamaican Men Drunks And Pot Heads!

Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, had some harsh words for the men of Jamaica when he addressed a crowd at the University of Zimbabwe in Harare. “Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe said Jamaican “men are always drunk,” have no interest in higher education, and people freely smoke marijuana.” Click below to read more. Jason J.


Drunk North Korean Man Floats to South Korea

This has to be the best drunken story, ever! Drunk beyond belief, wearing only his underwear, a North Korean man in his late 20s floats on a piece of wood only to wake in South Korea. This incident is so bizarre, but you must admit, it is pretty awesome! Read more below. FunkFlex


Drunk Man Kills 70,000 Chickens?!

A Maryland man has been arrested after being suspected of killing 70,000 chickens. Officials say the man was in a drunken stupor when he wandered into a chicken house and mistakenly turned off the power to three chicken houses. Police found the 21-year-old passed out on the owners property in nothing but boxer shorts and a t-Shirt. Police say the drunken man was lying in a pool of his own urine and in an intoxicated state when they found him. The owner loss about $22,000 worth of chickens. The man was arrested and booked into jail on charges of second-degree burglary, trespass and malicious destruction of property Cesar Colon


NFL: New England Patriots Want TE Rob Gronkowski to Tone it Down

We’ve documented Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski’s various off-field activities in recent months mostly because of the unintentional comedy surrounding whatever it is he’s doing.  Well the New England Patriots want him to tone it down!  Read more after the jump. Shay Marie x Sabrina B.


(Photo)NBA: Jason Kidd Was Carried Out of the Club Before Car Crash & DWI Arrest

Multiple witnesses tell TMZ … NBA star Jason Kidd appeared to be so drunk in the moments leading up to his DWI arrest … that he had to be carried out of the club he spent the night partying at.   Read more after the jump. Shay Marie x Sabrina B.


NFL: Club Says Vikings’ Adrian Peterson Was Wasted & Pushed a Cop Leading to Arrest

Adrian Peterson was heavily intoxicated at the time of his arrest, which was very out of character for the NFL star … this according to the club where he was busted early this morning.  Read more after the jump. Shay Marie x Sabrina B.


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