“If at first you don’t succeed dust yourself off and try again” (c) Aaliyah. I think Aaliyah is an artist of choice of Pennsylvania man Donald Noone because back in May he was arrested for attempted robbery of ribs and again he was caught in a Giant Supermarket trying to stuff ribs in his pants. Check out the full story of this hungry hungry hippo after the jump.


If at first you don’t succeed … don’t try sticking a rack of ribs down your pants again, dude.

A Pennsylvania man with a history of public drunkenness was sloshed this weekend when he tried to smuggle the $20 slab of meat from a Giant supermarket for the second time in three months, police said.

Donald Noone, 65, of Carlisle, Pa., tried and failed at a similar rib robbery in the same store on May 22, police said. That rack was worth $13.34 – not that anybody was buying the recovered evidence.

Noone’s high-cholesterol heist was hampered by his even higher blood alcohol level, with police saying Noone was “highly intoxicated” at the time of his arrest.

Noone was also drunk the first time he tried the meat down the pants stunt, police said.

The cockeyed criminal was charged with retail theft and public drunkenness – his sixth arrest in five months for the latter charge.