I’m not sure if I should be laughing hysterically or worried for mankind that people are out there really givin’ livestock that work. 34-year-old Mario Vasconcelos has been arrested in Lafourche, Luisiana for sneaking onto a farm to rape innocent farm animals, including a goat and a donkey. And to make it worse, he doesn’t have his papers. C’mon son, that’s gross. Hit the jump to check out the news report.

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I mean, could his girlfriend have been THAT bad?! LMAO. People ain’t isht. I wonder if he’ll get deported for his dirty dog ways, or in this case, dirty goat/donkey ways.