This Woman Wants To Be Disabled?!

Chloe Jennings-White seems like your average 58- year-old abled bodied woman, but her goals are a lot different than a typical 58-year-old. Click the jump to see why Chloe wants so desperately to be a paraplegic!

Whoa! This Kid Got A Little Extra ‘Happy’ In His Meal!!!

So although they weren’t at McDonald’s, they definitely were at a Major fast food chain when a family got an Adult surprise in their kids Meal…Hit the Jump!

Wow! You’ll Never Believe How Much Weight Snooki Lost Since She Had The Baby!

Since Snooki has given birth, she lost a whopping total of 50 lbs! Might not sound like ‘a lot’ but you have to remember how tiny she is (she’s a pretty short chick). The 25-year-old went on a strict 1,300 calorie diet a day with a four day a week workout regime with her personal trainer. She did also lose 20 pounds the first two months just from breast feeding ALONE! Claiming, ‘I was so excited because I hadn’t worked out in six months.

Arab Money! Dubai Will Pay You In Gold For Doing WHAT?!?

Ahh the good life! I wish the American government and get with the program. Dubai has a growing obesity epidemic, and in effort to curb that extra weight, they are helping out by offering a pretty hefty award for dropping that weight. The government will give you a gram of gold for every kilogram (2.2 pounds) you lose in a 30-day period, with no limit. Move to Dubai and get on that Kanye Workout Plan. Check out the article after the jump.

THIS Classic Snack Is Finally Making It’s Return!!

Ungh! Twinkies BACK! *Rick Ross Voice* That’s right, they’re back, but not bigger, smaller. But, regardless they have finally made they’re timely return. Shortly after former owners announced the ending of one of America’s most beloved treats, shoppers bought every box of Twinkies they saw. Some froze them for later dates and some took to eBay and Craig’s List to sell them for hundreds of dollars –even thousands. Maybe that’s why less than a year passed before they finally hit the shelves again. Hit the jump for more info.

(Video) That’s Racist! Doctor Diagnoses Patient With What?!?

Seriously though? A patient went to her doctor complaining about discomfort in her lower back. The doctor gave her a diagnosis of lumbar lordosis, and then broke it down to tell her what it actually was–ghetto booty. The patient was obviously shocked and super offended. While the patient has filed a complaint with the Tennessee Department of Health, Dr. Sweo has no idea why that would be offensive. Check out the video after the jump.

WTF A Digital DIAPER That Does WHAT?!

A used diaper is not as useless as it once was. The digital diaper created by Pixie Scientific known as “Smart Diapers” are designed to track your child’s health by analyzing his or her urine. Hit the jump to see how it works..

Try Out The Seven Most Nutrient-Dense Foods

With all these new health crazes it’s hard to keep up. But here are some very healthy super foods you got to try.

Experiencing Migraines?? Here’s 7 Facts You Might Not Know About Them

Migraines can immensely change your mood for a day or weeks depending how long they last. Studies even linked attempted and completed suicides to migraines. What are other facts about migraines??

New Fungus Disease Spreading Around The US WITHOUT A Cure?!?

A new fungal disease, coccidioidomycosis AKA Valley fever, has swept the Southwest and is costing the United States a TON of money, as there is no cure for this airborne disease. This year alone there were over 20,000 cases reported, but only 160 people have died. Find out what the symptoms are and how to know if you’ve contracted Valley fever after the jump.

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