Doughnut Kingpin Busted??!!

We heard about drug cartels but today in Greece a doughnut cartel was shut down. Two Bulgarian men and a former Greek wrestling champion started to muscle doughnut vendors until they ran into an undercover cop posed as a doughnut seller. Check out the downfall of the Krispy Kreme Scarface after the jump. @ShottaDru

Cops Say “Little D***” Crack About Ex-Boyfriend’s Manhood Triggered Assault

A Florida man was arrested after domestic dispute. Police say a comment from his ex-girlfriend about his manhood sparked the altercation. Details after the jump! Funk Flex

Breaking News: Snooki Taken Into Custody After Crashing Into a Cop Car!

Jersey Shore star Snooki was taken into custody today in Florence, Italy after crashing into a police car. Smh this girl. Read the details after the jump! @MarisaMendez

The Game Talks His Way Out of 135mph Speeding Ticket!!

Last night, The Game caught a BIG break by 2 cops that turned out to be fans of his. While on his drive home, the rapper was clocking 135 miles per hour (wtf?!) in his Mercedes Benz. He really lucked out because that’s not only a MAJOR speeding ticket, but also a wreckless driving ticket, some sort of endangerment ticket and MAD points on your license! Not to mention, that’s truly endangering not only yourself but those around you! A crash at 135mph is killing EVERYONE involved, on SITE! Please, please consider that a blessing and NEVER do that again!!! Read on for Game’s account of the incident. @MarisaMendez

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