Twitter went crazy tonight waiting impatiently for Flex to drop Meek’s diss track. At this point you know it never happened. With all types of tweets and memes being posted it may seem as this is an unforgivable act. read more below.
In what is now seemingly a weekly occurrence, Twitter again refused to let us live our lives tonight. This time the tweets were watching Funkmaster Flex, the long-time Hot 97 DJ who many might know more for his general foolishness than his musical credentials.
Flex bullied his way into last week’s Drake v. Meek hysteria by taking to his radio show to play the reference track for Drake’s “10 Bands,” a move that in his eyes surely made him into the hero we all were waiting for. Well, it didn’t. Never one to let the limelight escape him, yesterday Flex promised that he would have something special for us on his show tonight at 7 p.m. with the implication being that he had Meek’s response to “Charged Up” ready to go with Flex bombs aplenty.
Well, 7 o’clock came and went and Flex delivered nothing but a lackluster mix. Thankfully Twitter—a.k.a. the only reliable source of entertainment in our cold, heartless world—came through with enough slander to make the entire ordeal all worth it. And, in what is either a sure sign that Flex is finally losing it or a weird spat of self-awareness, Flex has retweeted almost all this hateful gold on his own timeline. Where Meek Mill and Drake’s beef will go no one knows, but at least we can all agree that Flex took a king-sized L tonight.
It’s so obvious to me Flex planned all of this. It creates huge anticipation for a reply. Anticipation means more money if you let it ride a mile or two past its intended exit. This was all planned between Meek, Nicki, and Drake. I bet on it. It just so happens Meek is performing tomorrow in Toronto where Drake reigns supreme. The mayor said Meek isn’t welcome in Canada. Plenty of rappers have dissed Drake and the mayor said nada. He’s in on the whole plan. As much as I don’t like Flex, he knows how to manipulate people’s emotions to benefit himself and others. This is all staged and people fell for it. As for Meek performing in Toronto tomorrow, if he disses Drake onstage Drake stans will come ugly at him. Unless they wanna stage the crowd with safe strangers, I would tell Meek that may not be the place to say something slick.
Meek can’t go to Canada because he is on parole no one with a current criminal background is allowed in Canada! And flex is a faggot 100% male knob polisher nobody fuck wit homeboy he is washed up
lol meek mill cant even rap about any of the stupid shit he’ll do to drake cuz hes on parole. flex is just a sewer urchin. both of yall took giant L’s last night. how did drake win this beef super quick . lame.