LMAO! What?! Jenny Craig Will Definitely Pass On Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant A$$!

Two popular weight loss companies are staying completely away from Kim K. They won’t even touch Kim’s “big fat ass.” Reps for both Jenny Craig and Medifast say they don’t have any interest in Kim for a pregnant celeb type of deal (like what Jessica Simpson has going on). Hey, maybe Weight Watchers? See why they wouldn’t prefer asking Kim after the jump! Biz Baby


FOOD: So Sad, Harlem’s Iconic Lenox Lounge Closes For Good

Lenox Lounge, the iconic 63-year-old jazz club in Harlem, has officially closed its doors as of this past Monday. The landlord of the spot had doubled the rent, and current owner Alvin Reed just couldn’t do it. It will be reopening this Spring, however, it will be under a different name and different management…so it’s basically a totally new place. Nobu owner Richie Notar will open the doors to Notar Jazz Club this March, as he wasn’t allowed to use the original name. So sad to see such a piece of history go! Marisa Mendez


Guess Which Singer Just Revealed She’s Bi-Sexual!

Ke$ha has always been known to be quite a free spirit, so I can’t say I’m totally surprised at her new revelation in Seventeen Magazine. Below, she what she said when asked about her sexuality, and read the full interview over at their spot. Marisa Mendez


Uh, This Could Be A Little Situation In The KimYe Baby Birth…

Considering she’s 12 weeks into her pregnancy, we can expect Kim Kardashian to give birth to her baby with Kanye West some time this June. The only small issue? Well, she still might be married to another man! The divorce proceedings between her and her ex Kris Humphries have been long drawn out, as both parties are fighting for results they want and can’t seem to come to an agreement. I guess this means Kim won’t be a Mrs. before the birth! More details below. Marisa Mendez


Wednesday January 30th Hot 97 Presents Who’s Next Live With Trinidad James At SOB’s!! @DJJuanyto On The Set!! Heavy @CIroc!!

SOB’s 111 Varick St, New York, NY More info after the jump Funk Flex


Republican Peter King Says ‘Republicans Will Have To Go A Long Way To Get My Vote On Anything Again’

This is like great music to my ears to hear Republicans feel like other Republicans ain’t s#!t. A bill that was left on the table that was to aide those affected by Sandy has left Rep. looking at each other sideways. Rep. Peter King is not content with the decision to not make a decision. Click below to find out more. WiL Major


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