NFL: Report, Darren Sharper Will Have His Penis Monitored Whenever He Gets Out Of Prison

Darren Sharper got himself an incredible plea deal for such a low life rapist, pleading guilty to all the charges he was facing in multiple states in return for a 9 year sentence. He was facing more than 20 years on the different charges, which most people expected him to receive, but nope the justice system failed again. One good piece of news is whenever Sharper becomes a free man again, his penis will not be free.

(Photos) Man Who Ejaculated in Co-Worker’s Coffee Pleads Guilty

You would’ve thought the “never leave your cup unattended” rule was for the club but nah…watch it at work fam!!! News is confirmed that the Man Who Ejaculated in Co-Worker’s Coffee Pleads Guilty and not only that…he had priors! The question that you (don’t really want to know) is…did she drink it or nah???

Remember Shanesha Taylor? Mom Who Left Her Kids In A Burning Hot Car Pleads Guilty To Child Abuse!

Shanesha Taylor has dug herself in a hole and now, there is no way out. After leaving her two boys in a one hundred degree temperature vehicle, making sure she got to a job interview, Taylor was arrested and charged with child abuse. After the community raised more than $100,000 to help, she was given the opportunity to turn a terrible situation into a great one, but that didn’t happen. Because of her actions and lack-thereof, the mother of two has now plead guilty to child abuse, which has resulted in a 10-year probation sentence.

Miley Cyrus’ Home Is Burglarized For The Third Time!

Miley Cyrus’ home has been burglarized for the third time in a little more than a year. The man accused of burglarizing her home pleads not guilty. Read more on the story after the jump!

Sports: Gold Medalist Michael Phelps Pleads Guilty To DUI, Sentened To 18 Months Probation

Olympic hero Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in U.S. history plead guilty to drunken driving in Baltimore almost three months after he was arrested. For agreeing to the plea deal he avoided jail time and was instead sentenced to 18 months of probation. The 18-time gold medalist was arrested on Sept. 30. Documents show that the 29-year-old Phelps was leaving the Horseshoe Casino in downtown Baltimore when he was pulled over for speeding and crossing the double yellow line while driving in a tunnel. Police say Phelps registered a .14 percent on a blood-alcohol test. The legal limit to drive is .08 percent in Maryland. Phelps was arrested for the same thing back in 2004 as well. Hopefully he learned his lesson.

NBA: Former NBA Guard Mookie Blaylock Sentenced For Fatal Car Crash!

The former NBA player of the Hawks and Nets has been sentenced today in trial. He was charged with the death of Monica Murphy, a mother of five, in a head-on collision in Clayton County in 2013. With today’s plea deal, Blaylock was able to reduce his sentence to 7 years versus the original 15 years…Hit the jump for more on this story!

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